After 25 years of service the postman was about to retire. On his
last day he walked the same routine as he did for 25 years. When he
arrived at the first house the people gave him fishing gear and
wished him happy retirement. When he arrived at the second house the
people gave him camping gear and wished him happy retirement. When he
arrived at the third house a blond lady opened the door and invited
him in. They went upstairs and had dirty sex for about two hours. She
then made him breakfast and afterwards handed him a dollar. The
postman was surprised, he asked: ""Today you gave me the greatest
sex
I had for years, and breakfast was nice, but what's with the
dollar""?
The blond lady answered: ""Last night, I was talking to my
husband, I
told him that today was your last day, and asked what should we do?
My husband said: Fuck the postman! Just give him a dollar. And adding
breakfast was my idea!